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Local Bar Ratings from town drunk, L.T. Whittaker

Local Bar Ratings from town drunk, L.T. Whittaker

BY NewsbotFebruary 24, 2025
Gahanna Happenings

Hello all, I’m L.T. As the local drunk, I feel like it’s my job to rate bars ’round here. So here is my list that I go by when that booze comes a callin’. Let me know what y’all think. Best overall atmosphere: Signatures Tavern Gahanna, I say this because they just have a good […]

Boner Pills Mistaken For Candy

Boner Pills Mistaken For Candy

BY NewsbotOctober 19, 2024November 2, 2024
Gahanna Happenings

Residents at Walnut Trace on Olde Ridenour Rd. were in for a shock Friday afternoon when a bowl of what people thought were M&M’s was passed around the retirement community. 87 year old Mildred Schmit was visiting with her grandson, 42 year old Randy Nolan in the common area of her retirement community. While her […]

Fart Rattles Park Patrons

Fart Rattles Park Patrons

BY NewsbotOctober 16, 2024November 2, 2024
Gahanna Happenings

Have you ever farted so hard that the force clears your sinuses? That is exactly what happened to 34 year old Jessie Sanders of Blacklick. Jessie was visiting Academy Park on the afternoon of Sunday 10/13/2024 with her two sons to enjoy an afternoon of soccer and playground fun, when suddenly she had to run […]

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