Local Bar Ratings from town drunk, L.T. Whittaker

Hello all, I’m L.T.
As the local drunk, I feel like it’s my job to rate bars ’round here. So here is my list that I go by when that booze comes a callin’. Let me know what y’all think.
Best overall atmosphere: Signatures Tavern Gahanna, I say this because they just have a good bar. Lots to choose from and always something new to try. Service aint bad either and they have good food. Them jalapenos on the chicken quesadilla light my ass on fire, cant help but eat it though its good.
Best Pizza: Stadz Pizzeria at The Pub. Can never go wrong with Stadz. Try it with a Yuengling, Jack and Coke or hell, even a Jager bomb. The Mug is a close runner up
Best music goes to Gatsbys They always have someone playin when I’m there and they always good. For DJ sets though, Signatures takes it.
Best fights: Stygies. Never fails when I go up there someone is always gettin their ass beat in the parkin lot, Im just too drunk to care. Still nowhere near as bad as the old days back at Lounge 62. Remember that hellhole?
Some good mentions though that are just as good to drink the night away. Dolphin Lounge, BnR Bar, Jordans, and Cornerstone.
Lets also not forget our fallen watering holes. Butters, Scotch & Soda, Coaches.
I’m about 10 Jack & Cokes in, so wanted to write this while I was still sober. Oh and my picture came from my last OVI