Fart Rattles Park Patrons
Have you ever farted so hard that the force clears your sinuses?
That is exactly what happened to 34 year old Jessie Sanders of Blacklick.
Jessie was visiting Academy Park on the afternoon of Sunday 10/13/2024 with her two sons to enjoy an afternoon of soccer and playground fun, when suddenly she had to run into the restroom.
The resulting flatulence was outstanding, it emanated from the park restrooms like a shockwave, knocking over soccer nets, even blowing the i9 Soccer tent into the parking lot hitting a few minivans and SUVs.
Local coach, Herman Biggs reported feeling the shockwave saying “I have never been able to rip one quite like that, and trust me I’ve tried”.
Others reported the air smelling like White Castle with a tinge of burnt iron
Security cameras show that Jessie emerged from the restroom, her kids in a daze, quickly loading them up in her Honda Odyssey and leaving the park before anybody noticed. But we do know that she could breathe through her nose again.
If you have seen or know the whereabouts of Jessie Sanders, please let us know, or contact the Franklin County Brown Patrol.
Jessie drives a silver 2012 Honda Odyssey with custom Ohio license plate of FARTMOM
